Tuesday, December 04, 2007


Where *IS* everyone? I get sent to some God-forsaken planet for a coupla months and everyone has disappeared.

Did you all go to Captain Picard's holiday party or are you all out Sithmas shopping? Well, crap. I'm going to go have some egg nog....heavy on the nog....

Nan, where are you when we need some good holiday goodies?

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Who Wants to be a Super-Villain?

I cannot condone this, of course, but Captain Koma's hosting the latest gameshow Who Wants To Be a Super-Villain? So if you're evil or want to be evil, just sign on the dotted line and you're in.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Do Not Panic

Do not panic. This is a test, this is only a test. Please keep your hands and feet inside the blog until it comes to a complete stop.

Some of you noticed that the blogroll to the right indicated that there is a "New!" post on the Yoda blog. Actually, I was just editing the final post, which I've been wanting to do for a while. I wanted to make it less ponderous, less ambitious, less... what's that word I'm looking for?... oh yeah, stupid. Seriously, that final post had to be the stupidest I ever wrote for the Yoda blog. Even so, it's still not the stupidest Yoda post I ever wrote. That honor would go to the post I did for The Last Gladiator Standing blog (sorry, Jon).

So anyway, all I did was cut out the stupidest parts of the post and cut in a post from a few days before. Then I deleted that older post. So now Master Yoda's Blog has one fewer posts. Any new Yoda posts will be on the As The Force Turns blog, which JJ announced below. The Yoda posts won't be very regular or very often, but that's where they will be.

By the way, I very briefly returned to character blogging last year (just not a Star Wars character). I never told anyone, because I didn't stick with it. But you might want to check it out here.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Big –coming out of retirement-news!

Greetings all.

I was going to wait until after Labor Day to post this announcement, but the news is just too big!

Yup. The rumors are true. After a little over a year in hiatus, Jawa Juice is coming back to the blog-o-sphere. I wasn’t sure if I was going to do it, but after a while, the little voices in my head kept pestering me….”come on out and play…” JJ is just in my blood, I guess and there are still stories to be told.

So I decided to bring him out of retirement.

But…he’s not the only one coming out of retirement. In fact, J.J. may be returning but he won’t be returning to his old site. Instead a new site has been created where not one…not two…but three old, once retired bloggers will be returning.

You heard me right! Along with myself, Rebecca who voices the whimsical, free-form force ghost, Qui-Gon will be coming along for the ride. (Ya can’t have J.J. without Qui-Gon, now can ya?)

But that’s not all…

In addition to us, one other name will be coming back to the fold, if only from time to time…

Bill Johnson…aka Master Yoda!!!

You heard me right. The three of us will be sharing a blog and writing satirical Star Wars stories featuring our spoofed characters we’ve breathed life into during the hay days of SW blogging.

But don’t look for us to write just as our usual characters. The three of us decided we wanted to return but didn’t want the pressures of writing all the time or stuck as our well known characters. Thus this community blog. With three of us periodically writing in it, there is a lesser need for any one of us to carry the load. And with a myriad of characters to write as, hopefully we won’t get burnt out too quickly.

(We almost roped in a fourth old timer but it looks like he’s decided to return by himself.

…welcome back…Fluke Starbucker!!!)

Oh, and our blog?

It’s As the Force Turns.

We’ll see ya there.

Friday, July 20, 2007

This is a public service announcement

Please read my awesome announcement on my blog located right here.

I will hold a town hall meeting where I will answer your questions. Please email them to me at joninterglad@hotmail.com.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

A very special announcement

Head over to my blog for a very special announcement!

Thank you.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Tak Spotted

Everyone has wondered: where did Tak go?

Well this was sent to me by HoloNet.

He has been found!

On Earth!

In tokyo, Japan!


Looks like he is having way too much fun.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

My Author Needs your Help!

Hey everybody... Check this out...

The Author Needs YOUR Help!

If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready,

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

Monday, May 21, 2007

This is a Public Service Announcement

Something special is in the air and it's over at my blog.

Please head on over to my blog and read the post.


Sunday, May 13, 2007

This Is Becomming An Addiction

I know that The Nanny and the supervisor have got new speeders and enjoy riding long distances together.

And I know that she has a bit of a crush on the ole boy.

Those things I can handle , as long as it doesnt Affect her work around the place here.

But I do believe that things are getting out of hand.

It has gotten to the point of becomming an addiction. Now i will admit her work has not slacked off.

But you cannot tell me it hasn't affected her.

I mean look at the proof !!

I do believe an intervention is in order.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Robot Chicken: Star Wars Preview!

June 17th Robot Chicken: Star Wars premieres on Adult Swim at 10pm EST. Some of it is old stuff but alot of it is new!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Last Gladiator Standing II

Oh yeah, did I mention that there was going to be an honest-to-gosh prize for the winner?

If that don't get your curiosity piqued, I don't know what will.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Last Gladiator Standing II

Last year, Last Gladiator Standing was an unstopable force of reality show excitement. This year promises to be just as unstopably exciting!

Who will falter? Who will win? Who will rock? Who will roll? Who will make some sort of action movie cliche? There's only one way to find out!

Read Last Gladiator Standing II for the low down. Anyone who wishes to participate can email me for an invite.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Yeah, it's the Hutt

While I was imprisoned by Jaba, redoing his blog, he kept coming in the room bothering me, saying things like: Skywalker said you were fast, Vader said you had skills, all of this in his usual Hutt style. Once he came in and well, I caught it on my holocamera.

"What you think? Is it me?" he said.

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Oh, I think it is.

Call me Rancor will ya!


Thursday, April 12, 2007

Sudden Dizzyness

What is it Obi-Wan ?

Im not sure Luke....It feels as though there was a great disturbance in the Force.

It was as though , Millions of voices Gasped Loudly....

And then all Screamed out with ...

" JOY "

I fear that somthing has gone RIGHT...


In the words of the immortal Yoda !!

Known for Intelligence the Sith are not !

Friday, April 06, 2007

Hello all....

I just want to say that I am still around, kind of.

I know I haven't updated my Noel blog (or any other one for that matter) for quit some time now. I have been pretty busy, and now it will only be worse. You see my Husband and I are trying to sell our house. I spent weeks cleaning, fixing, and getting it ready to sell.

At least now with it on the market I can rest a little. Crazy thing is it has been on the market of all of three days (it was put on Monday), and two people have seen it all ready. One person already put a bid on it yesterday (Wednesday), and we counter offered today (Thursday). The second person has looked at it twice. Tomorrow (being Friday) we have two new people looking at it. Also on Saturday the person who put a bid on it is going to come back with her dad so he can see it. I hope he approves of the house.

In a way this is really exciting, but at the same time frustrating. You see with all the showing and the cleaning up that come with it. We have also needed to look at houses our self. And need to go see someone and get pre-approved for a mortgage.

We got pre-approved for a mortgage, but have yet seen a house we truly love. They either are missing something we really want, need too much work, or are way to much, and a couple smell pretty funky. We do have an appointment on Tuesday to see a couple other houses. Both have great potential and have almost everything we want. I hope one of these two is our dream home.

It's not that I am sick of looking at the houses. In fact it is a lot of fun. I just thought I had more time to search for a perfect house.I mean some houses sit there for weeks, even months, with no interest. And we have an offer in three days. In a way I hope this girls father likes the house and they accept the counter offer. But I did hope for more time.

Ahhh well... I can't complain.

But anyway, that is the main reason I haven't been updating my blog(s) for some time. But maybe once I move and am settled into my new house I will continue on.

For now see you around, and wish me luck.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Happy Birthday, Belda!

Happy Birthday, little one. Your new droid is waiting for you in your room. *waves*

Monday, March 26, 2007

Thankies for the add

Hello there, I am Belda Pinik. I am the Padawan to Phobia Deimos. I live at thew Jedi Temple along with all the other Jedi. If you wanna read things from my perspective, you can read them at http://beldapinik.blogspot.com/ Enough about me... I am so happy to be a part of this blogging community. I first started reading Yoda's blog then DJKriss's then Anakin's. I thought they were very funny. I wanted to blog too. So I chatted with them and well, now i blog with them. I sure happy to be a part of this blooger group. Thanks for adding me to the list of bloggers here.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Introduction

Hello my name is Jon, I am a gladiator in the Intergalactic Gladiating Entertainment (Formerly the Intergalactic Gladiating Federation) where you may have seen me competing against the likes of Octopus Prime and Lord EyeBorg. When not competing, you can probably find me saving the galaxy once again for Queen Galacta or avoiding monkeyboys who want to be my sidekick.

OK, who am I really?
My name is Jon, I live in Chicago, Illinois, USA. I have a wife and a kid, another kid on the way, and a dog.

Way back when, I saw Yoda's blog and decided to start one myself. I used to joke with my friends that being and Intergalactic Gladiator was my dream job, so I took that idea and went with it.

Using that as a springboard, I have the opportunity to write about whatever I want. I get to poke fun at science fiction and being an action hero, but I've also riffed on the Divine Comedy and Of Mice and Men. I've met and interacted with characters from Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, DC Comics, Aliens, and quite a few other places.

On top of that, I've developed my own bunch of characers and locations including Planet Hacknor, Queen Galacta, J'onn Sinew Nu, Jo Jo the Monkeyboy (Jr and Sr!), and so much more.

So that's me in a nutshell. Please feel free to stop by my blog and give it a read. In fact, go ahead and read all of the the archives. There will be a quiz later.

And if I could make one suggestion. During introductions, let us know a little something about the person behind the character. I feel like there are quite a few people out there who I don't know.

Sunday, March 25, 2007


Thank you for having me as a member in this blog.

Here is just a qick summary of who I am.

My name is Jedi Master (Captain) Adana Jahura. My home is the Jedi Temple on Coruscant when I am not out in the field with my squads. I do have a Padawan who has chosen a path to self destruction and all my attempts to stop her have failed so far.

I do have a few hobbies for which I have little time due to the war but if I do I like to read, watch good movies, go dancing (something of which the council does not look with a kind eye), and go for long relaxing walks. Good humor mixed with the right dose of sarcasm is always welcome. Openess and acceptence to me are important as well as loyalty - but not blindly - combined with a healthy portion of awareness.

Otherwise my life is quite simple and I am content with who I am. If you like to ask me anything go ahead.

Short? ha, what's short?(intro post)

My name is Jedi Knight Phobia Deimos and my home is in the Jedi temple on Coruscant. I just recently ended up with a padawan, her name is Belda Pinik When I'm not busy fending off trouble(hey trouble finds me, I don't look for it) I help out whenreever i am needed. I have one cat, Lisette, a sweet little darling who has been with me since I was a padawan; and dog who I found on a mission. Her name is Odi.

My hobbies range from the normal to the utterly bizzare.. but a few off the top of my head.. Reading, dancing, writing, martial arts training.. oh yes and beating Anakin at podracing or whatever the vehicle of choice is with an engine*giggles* ( I kid seriously I adore Anakin to death.. he's like a brother to me)

My favroite game is Go.. second favroite is Chess.. Godfrey taught me the basics of Go and I got hooked.

I'm kind of a cynic but I can outprank the best of them.. ( Just ask Anakin and Obi Wan.. two words for ya... green hair) Good humor with a sense of sarcasm is always good. I do have a tendancy to not follow the rules at times, espically when put under the blaster.I do what needs to be done to complete the mission and to achieve results where needed. My past.. it's a tangled web.. so to keep this post short.. if you want to know, just ask me.

Special thanks to Captain Typpho for inviting me over and to DJK for giving much needed support whenever I thought I couldn't write worth 2 matchsticks! *huggles all around*
Deimos out

Thank you, Typho!

I just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work. I know moving stuff and setting all this up takes time and can be a pain, so thank you taking the time to do it for us. You rock!

Thanks Bill for letting us use this one. You are still the best! *wink*

BTW: man, is it good to be able to post again. The old one wouldn't let me.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Welcome To The New Star Wars: Unplugged!

Welcome to the new Star Wars: Unplugged!

Add a comment and let everyone know you're here.

I will be adding code for Blog Rolling and Cbox when I get a chance.

Bill (Yoda) reserved this blog some time ago. Thank you, Bill!